Patch Hat

Are you having trouble brewing coffee cause the sun is in your eyes? Well, we've got the trick for you. This handy dandy hat doesn't slice, it doesn't dice, but it does keep those brew-blinding sun rays out of your eyes. So, if you want a super-stylish brew hat, this sucker is your dang jam. P.S. it will also hide that pesky bald spot creeping toward your forehead like a freight train headed straight for hell. Ok, I might be being dramatic, but it feels like it, so I have to express myself, so my heart doesn't explode. Anyway.