THE DEETS
The dreaded Frost Gobbler is here, chasing her favorite treat, gingerbread people. She'll snatch the unlucky ginger folks up, tear them apart, and gobble them down with her terrible teeth. The last thing you'll hear as she stomps out of town is her dreadful laugh, moohoohaha.
The roasters have been in their workshop, tinkering away. Now, they've emerged with the perfect concoction. This year's blend is smooth and sweet, with the perfect hint of roastiness to satisfy the whole family, even the scroogiest scrooges. Happy holidays y'all!
