THE DEETS
The dreaded Frost Gobbler is here, chasing her favorite treat, gingerbread people. She'll snatch the unlucky ginger folks up, tear them apart, and gobble them down with her terrible teeth. The last thing you'll hear as she stomps out of town is her dreadful laugh, moohoohaha.
The roasting team has been in the workshop, tinkering away, mixing a little of this and a little of that. Now, the team has emerged with the perfect concoction. It's smooth and sweet, with the perfect hint of roastiness to satisfy everyone in the family, even the grinchiest grinches and the scroogiest scrooges. Happy holidays y'all!
